Deadpool and Wolverine might just make up for all the awesome we will miss because of there being no other Marvel Movies this year.

Is this technically a slow walk away from an explosion? Did Deadpool and Wolverine just do that?

Wolverine is introduced with an amazing f bomb and immediately it becomes clear that this isn't the Wolverine we've been looking for.

This ain't the one from Logan(thank god.) that one is dead, well not thank go he is dead, that's still traumatic, thank god they don't go back and retcon that emotional and thematic ending.

But yes! Wolverine is here and he is... A looser? No that can't be right, yeah well this version of Wolverine, it seems, really let himself go after he let his version of the X-Men team and hence his world down.

Well when I say let himself go, he is still jacked as fuck but he is not longer in a fighting mood, unless of course provoked by our dear old Deadpool, then he will stab him in the crotch...

Oooohhhh that gotta hurt...

Petition for Wolverine to always stab people in the crotch from now on, regardless of age rating, GO FOR THE CROTCH, WOLVERINE!!!!

And the fight between Deadpool and Wolverine, is just as bloody and just as over the top as you would expect, again, refer to stabbing in the crotch, and also, shooting in the side abdomen and being tossed around like a ragdoll...

And...

Allioth?

Wait a minute, what's that smoke monster doing here?

Oh great they are in the void at the end of time aren't they?

Oh no,

Oh fuck,

That's antman...

If you see closely, the car in the bottom right corner is that of Redskull.

What have they done to you?

Nooooo!!!

Yes Cassandra Nova(Charles Xavier's evil twin sister.) is the villain here and she seems to have made Antman's helmet, along with his skull, her Homebase, also on the sides, that look like his hands, and they jump out of Antman's eye hole...

Yeah...

Antman died and they are now living inside his skeleton...

And there is also so much more in this freeze frame, we have lady Death-Strike(the one with the adamantium nails in the Wolverine movie that kisses him and freezes his healing factor, or something...Idk.. did not watch that movie, do not plan to...), Red Skull's Car(which appears later in the trailer as well.) Azaael(that red teleporter guy from X-Men First Class.), Toad(the guy that got struck by Storms lightning in X men(2000)), etc. etc. it goes on... (let's see how many you can recognize.)

wait that's not how eye sockets work, they are blocked off except for a small hole for the optic nerve, it's eye socket, not eye hole!!!!

Really guys, you couldn't have made it worse...

But I guess it's the void,, you make do with what you have... Certainly the giant smoke monster in the sky doesn't help...

And Cassandra just makes a joke of good ol Logan.

And for those of you who do not know Cassandra's Backstory, Charles sensed how evil she was in the womb due to his psychic abilities, and killed her in the womb, but she survived as a lump of cells and took control of Master Mold to lead a Genocide on Genoshia...

No it's unlikely that she is the one who did it X-Men'97 but yes...

In the comics it was her...

Also Charles... Wtf, I sensed she was evil is a really flimsy excuse... Did... Did Charles just try to commit female foeticide when he was a foetus himself?

That's all that was left Marvel, two fetuses fighting each other, thanks, now my bucket list is complete and I can die in peace.)

Damn...

That's a whole new level...

And then hey suddenly Deadpool is fighting the TVA agents, because I guess they become the villains later on... See man, I knew that Paradox guy was shady from the start, I mean Paradox is in the name, nothing good can come o...

Oh no wait Ben 10 alien force exists,

Sorry Professor Paradox.

Gwen's eyes look weird, and no, I will never stop pointing that out.

And then, they all jump into a sling ring Portal, which is either made by Doctor Strange or something other sorcerer, finally giving us what we want to see... Deadpool is truly, Marvel Jesus.

And of course there are some other scenes like this one, with Dog pool, yes that's no ordinary dog, that's a Dog version of Deadpool, and it seems that it is confirmed that we will also have headpool(no points for guessing what he is.) kid pool and Baby Deadpool, all forming the Deadpool corps, and perhaps we will also get lady Deadpool, played by Blake lively or course, Ryan Reynolds' wife.

And rumors say that Taylor Swift is Dazzler... Because of course she is...

Damn this movie will be awesome, you know how I know that?

Because Deadpool is asked by blind Al if he wants cocaine and he says that Kevin Fiege banned it, taking a shot at him.

Yeah throw all the other stuff aside, that's the main course.(Wait that came out wrong. Don't do drugs guys, bad for your health.(Obligatory, gotta say it.))

I see what you did there Deadpool, I see what you did there....